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Soft pastel tee featuring a sleepy sloth sprawled over a rainbow with the deadpan slogan “I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Flop Star.” The illustration pairs muted pastels and clean sans lettering to match the ‘Flop Era’ meme vibe—playful, self-deprecating, and reassuringly worn-in. Designed to read quickly on camera or in real life, it leans into burnout humor and ironic, relatable messaging that connects with Gen Z and millennial audiences.
Casual retail-fit tee made from lightweight Airlume combed ring-spun cotton that layers easily and keeps the graphic crisp. The design’s palette and minimal layout suit short-form video trends and everyday wear, translating the flop-era aesthetic into wearable sarcasm.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- With side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Sleeve and neck label prints produced using DTF or DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant artwork
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
I'm Not a Hot Mess I'm a Flop Star Tee | flop era burnout humor
$19.05