Flop Star Sloth Rainbow Blanket | flop era burnout humor
30" × 40"
$21.99
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A soft, pastel-printed plush blanket that pairs deadpan burnout humor with cozy comfort. A relaxed sloth illustration lounges over a rainbow with the tongue-in-cheek line “I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Flop Star,” matching the Flop Era trend’s playful self-deprecation and tired-meme vibe. Lightweight yet plush, the blanket reads like a quiet, reassuring punchline for anyone leaning into relatable exhaustion and ironic comfort culture.
Product features
- Medium heavy-weight 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex fabric (300 g/m²)
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durable edges
- Sourced from China; meets flammability and chemical compliance standards
- Adult age restriction; quick-drying, shape-retaining polyester
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Flop Star Sloth Rainbow Blanket | flop era burnout humor
$21.99