Flop Star Sloth Sweatshirt | flop era apparel, burnout humor
Navy / S
$29.62
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Soft pastel crewneck featuring a deadpan, meme-ready sloth illustration draped over a rainbow with the caption “I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Flop Star.” The artwork pairs languid, relatable humor with a modern sans layout—a quiet, consoling shrug that fits the Flop Era’s burnout-parody vocabulary. Subtle pastel palette and clean lines keep the tone playful and ironic rather than harsh.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit
- Embroidery available (left/center chest or wrists); DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels
- Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Flop Star Sloth Sweatshirt | flop era apparel, burnout humor
$29.62