I'm a Flop Star Soy Candle | burnout humor, flop era parody

I'm a Flop Star Soy Candle | burnout humor, flop era parody

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$19.00
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I'm a Flop Star Soy Candle | burnout humor, flop era parody

I'm a Flop Star Soy Candle | burnout humor, flop era parody

$19.00
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A soy candle that pairs deadpan, self-aware humor with gentle, pastel visuals for the ‘Flop’ Era audience. The label shows a relaxed sloth on a rainbow with the phrase that embraces lovable failure, while the clean white jar and soft scent options keep the vibe cozy and low-key. Sized for long, quiet moments of decompression, it fits into a meme-first desk or dorm setup where burnout humor feels like solidarity. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar - Burning time: 50-60 hours - Reusable glass vessel with glossy permanent adhesive label - Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA - Choose from 12 aromatic scents (includes Unscented) Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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